Scumlumbia

A more appropriate name for Columbia, Maryland. A boring pre planned city in Howard County, Maryland with an oppressive police department littered by the sprawl of cookie cutter homes and soccer mom's in SUV's, pushing $1000 strollers and popping pain killers and sedatives while sucking down their lattes.

It's too bad Phil lives in Scumlumbia, he's really cool but that town sucks!

Scumlumbia by chipf70 March 29, 2011

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Cumlumbian Nasal Cain

When you bust a nut on a surface and your girl snort up a line of your cum

-FWYT

My girl pulled a Cumlumbian Nasal Cain last night. Right after I shot my load on her moms back she came and racked up a fat line of cum and snorted it right up like a snot rocket.

Cumlumbian Nasal Cain by DrugsZilla January 26, 2024

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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