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Scumlumbia

A more appropriate name for Columbia, Maryland. A boring pre planned city in Howard County, Maryland with an oppressive police department littered by the sprawl of cookie cutter homes and soccer mom's in SUV's, pushing $1000 strollers and popping pain killers and sedatives while sucking down their lattes.
It's too bad Phil lives in Scumlumbia, he's really cool but that town sucks!
Scumlumbia by chipf70 March 29, 2011
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Cumlumbian Nasal Cain 

When you bust a nut on a surface and your girl snort up a line of your cum

-FWYT
My girl pulled a Cumlumbian Nasal Cain last night. Right after I shot my load on her moms back she came and racked up a fat line of cum and snorted it right up like a snot rocket.
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