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Scum Cum 

Used to describe anyone who is part of either a secret scum society, a sidekick to a scum ringleader, a member of a scum organisation or business, undergoes in shady scum activities or someone who takes part in the prevailing of a scummer. typically of hugosih descent and has drems of becoming a true scummer but will never reach there.
"haha ummm scummer cummer!"
"do you scummer cummer mucher?"
"holy crap that guy is hanging with ed, what a scumer cummer"
"that guy smokes a bong whilst putting up, is that liam, no its a scum cum"
Scum Cum by scum queen July 12, 2007
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Cum scum 

The build up of white residue found on the shower walls or floor that is left over from a guy's shower massage
Ginger: "I was cleaning our shower this morning and I could not believe the build up of cum scum my boyfriend has left!"
Blondie: "Maybe you should be 'servicing'your man more often"
Ginger:"I guess, I had to use a belt sander to get that stuff off the wall! Can you imagine what that shit does to your stomach?!?"
Cum scum by Grendel177 May 30, 2016

cum guzzling scum bucket

when i'm on my knees at a party
cum guzzling scum bucket by MARK January 7, 2004

Slum Cum Scrotum Scum 

A thugged out girl of a premiscuous nature, usually a transfer from rougher areas of Eastern European countries.
She was a gypsy girl from Lithuania.

What was her name?

Slum Cum Scrotum Scum.

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god's cum 

God's cum is sweet as honey. I just demand that God comes down from heaven and shoots his hot load inside of me. God comes down flips me on my stomach and pounds on me until he covers the inside of my body with his hot sweet honey cum. I then demand God to go back to heaven until I want his cum in me again
God's cum is sweet as honey.

god's cum 

Used to describe anything that is unbelievably delicious. The only thing that you can compare it to would be the delicious man juice of God.
This is the best beer I have ever tasted. It is like God's cum.
god's cum by fratstar615 September 9, 2010

shrek's cum 

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.
OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM
shrek's cum by DA! October 14, 2020
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