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Scramblin' Sammy 

A man who engages in sex with a girl, whose parents are in the next room. When the man is fully naked he girl shouts out "Mom! Dad! Come here for a second!" When the man scrambles madly to get his clothes back on, he is known as a Scramblin' Sammy.
"Dude, how was your date with Lindsay yesterday?"

"She's such a bitch. She turned me into a Scramblin' Sammy."
Scramblin' Sammy by RyersonKid February 13, 2014
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