Scottsdale Ghoul 

A woman in her late 40's who looks twenty years older due to agressive tanning and heavy alcohol abuse. Other diagnostic criteria for Scottsdale ghouls may include ridiculously thick, bright eye shadow, heavy foundation that is usually two shades darker than their carcinogenic tan, and bleached teeth that match their hair color. While Scottsdale Ghouls are not restricted to the Scottsdale, Arizona region, the name did originate there.

Diane is only 48?! She looks like she's in her 60's! She needs to lay off the fake and bake.and cut back on that blue eyeshadow too. She's starting to look like a total Scottsdale Ghoul.

Scottsdale Ghoul by IndieGal August 15, 2011