Schuwer

Derived from the nick name 'screw her', in a male context it means one who gets laid constantly. To the naked eye, it might look like he is busy with other things but actually he is banging three women simoultaneously.
In a female context it means one who is every man's lesbian sex fantasy.

OMG! he is such a schuwer!

by bigGman February 9, 2009

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

Schwertie

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.

Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!

by Neekolas May 28, 2006

Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist

“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

by Need That For My Math Class March 1, 2022