Schtonky

A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.

She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!

by stoik n fries February 25, 2013

Schtonky

Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe

Ex: Hey! Did you remember to study for that super insanely hard Astronomy test today?

Your response: SCHTONKY!

See Also: Schwiiiing!

by Cortana,I-no November 11, 2004