School

A place that most people whine and complain about to no end. It's where we socialize and get prepared for the real world. It's where we make friends so we don't have to spend our life alone. Although not everything we learn there is important, a lot of it is. Plus, learning unnecessary things is still developing your thinking and understanding skills. School is what prevents our brains from turning to mush, and also where we can get away from our annoying parents and be with friends for about 7 hours a day.
Ryan: I hate school. We spend most of our childhood to teenage life sitting in a desk being forced to abide by teachers' rules and wasting our time learning pointless things.

Amanda: Suck it up. School is where we learn to think and make friends. Don't be so negative.
by Addie_7 April 05, 2009
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A facility that teaches young people great skills for life.

You idiots bitching and moaning, "OMG OMG I H8 SKOOL, IT'S HELL!1 MATH IS POINTLESS AND I'D RATHER BE SURFING INSTEAD OF DOING SCIENCE HOMEWORK!!1"

You have a great privilege, open your damn eyes, having free education. People in developing countries would love to have such opportunities, and many of you dumbasses are taking it for granted.

"Torture?" Hah. You morons are insulting those whom have suffered true torture.

Your hatred for school obviously stems from your frustation at being utterly stupid, and unable to comprehend what they teach, not because it sucks.

How will you know if the things you learn you'll "never need in real-life," anyway? Are you 100% sure of the job you wish to undertake for the rest of your life?
by Dark_Reaper July 17, 2005
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an indoor firing range

a place of emotional suffering which may also trigger violent responses among "school attendees" which involve them taking action to eliminate selected targets

John took an ak-47 to school to rip his teacher and fellow students to shreads
by Evilfrosty August 05, 2003
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A hellhole where you spend half of your childhood and teen years learning useless shit. You have to deal with teachers who hate their jobs, annoying assholes, large amounts of homework, standardized "tests" to tell if you're college material or not and government brainwashing for 6 hours (and getting shot if you live in America). At the same time you have to deal with your social life and your deteriorating mental health.
Matt: Are you ready for school?

Jack: Am I ready for more trauma? Yes, yes I am.
by Hamsdude March 26, 2021
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A place so full of shit. About 99% of the goddamn shit that you learn there isn't even fucking useful. You spend most of your life there and is a big pain in the ass.
School is shit and a waste of time cocksuckers.
by Rebellereign February 23, 2017
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Where everyone has to go five days a week till they are sixteen. See, hell
Ugh.... we have to go to school......
by AnimeLove123 June 26, 2019
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