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The bullshit physics found in video games, usually humorous or frustrating in nature. Has been found in retro games such as Crash Bandicoot and Sonic 06, but is still common in modern games.
Gamer: Oh, look at the schmysics in this game.

Angry Gamer: Gah! The schmysics keep fucking me up! THIS GAME IS BROKEN!
by Krimsoniak December 15, 2016
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