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Shmi-ziks

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The bullshit physics found in video games, usually humorous or frustrating in nature. Has been found in retro games such as Crash Bandicoot and Sonic 06, but is still common in modern games.
Gamer: Oh, look at the schmysics in this game.

Angry Gamer: Gah! The schmysics keep fucking me up! THIS GAME IS BROKEN!
by Krimsoniak December 15, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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