Verb. To schilpp is to nab sloppy seconds with a girl you weren't man enough to bring home yourself while claiming your superior sexual knowledge.
Doubledown: Oh man, I could really go for a schilpp tonight, can you bring a girl home with you?
George: Why?
Doubledown: So that I get sloppy seconds.
George: .....
Doubledown: I know how to make her squirt.
George: Why?
Doubledown: So that I get sloppy seconds.
George: .....
Doubledown: I know how to make her squirt.
by Pronkstons August 5, 2008
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Get the Schilp mug.1. The violent, involuntary release of bodily fluids, usu. vomit or feces.
2. Feces or vomit, usu. in an undesired or inappropriate location.
3. To cover someone in vomit or feces, non-consensually.
2. Feces or vomit, usu. in an undesired or inappropriate location.
3. To cover someone in vomit or feces, non-consensually.
1. -i That burrito I ate last night made me Schippel all over myself in bed/i
-i Don't get mad at Scruffy because he Schippeled all over the living room; he's just a puppy, he can't help himself./i
2. "Alright! Who's schippel is this all over the kitchen counter
3. Ted assumed that since he was into Hot Lunches, that everyone was. He discovered his fallacious assumption only after he Schippeled his new girfriend.
-i Don't get mad at Scruffy because he Schippeled all over the living room; he's just a puppy, he can't help himself./i
2. "Alright! Who's schippel is this all over the kitchen counter
3. Ted assumed that since he was into Hot Lunches, that everyone was. He discovered his fallacious assumption only after he Schippeled his new girfriend.
by jjsupreme August 7, 2008
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That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.
by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009
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Get the Schlipple mug.Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.
1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.
2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.
2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.
2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.
2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
by Boxman December 22, 2003
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