Sardooch 

adjective/noun. to be a guido douchebag or outright goon that no one likes. The guido douchebag side goes to all the fake tanning, big ego, spiked hair motherfuckers that we all hate to see. They usually reside in staten island or long island, but are being seen all over the east coast. Travel in packs taking mirror pics and talking in fake italian accents.

Also a way to call someone who is being a goon/douchebag but doesnt fit the guido type. Good for an insult to catch a friend off guard. if someone calls you this, re-evaluate your lifestyle

Joe:" yo did you watch jersey shore last night? "
Mike:" na man i dont watch those sardooches, the situation might be the king sardooch, fuckin faggit"

Brian: " yo trying to burn?"
Eddie" na bro just did, my bad"
Brian; " you fuckin sardooch!'

Sardooch by Santiago&Dunbar December 16, 2011

Sardoche

BUT IT WAS SURE EN FAIT

Even the dead sea is less salty than Sardoche

Sardoche by Sardoche February 14, 2020

Sardouchic 

Reaching for sarcasm, but instead achieving pure douchebaggery.

Greg Gutfield bagging on Canadian soldiers was sooo sardouchic. Total fail.

That Bill Maher is one sardouchic motherfucker.

Sardouchic by Ought Six July 18, 2013