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Sandy Bentley 

The evil half of the "Bentley Twins." A former Playboy model, that has aged like vinegar. She is banned for life from the Playboy Mansion, for cheating on Hugh Hefner with disgraced hedge fund manager Mark Yagalla.
Damn is that Sandy Bentley, in that Chevy. She is fatter than Oprah.
Sandy Bentley by Pocono Moe October 31, 2011

sandy beverage 

What results when you have completed the art of fellating someone, you spit into the cup on the nightstand, and leave it sitting there for weeks.

Nota bene: You should never spit it out, so sandy beverages should not ever exist, but they do.
I woke up in the morning and had morning mouth, so i reached for what I thought was glass of water, but it turned out to be a sandy beverage. What a pleasant surprise!
sandy beverage by Trebla May 2, 2008

sandy bagel 

When you launch semen in a girl's booty and throw her on the sand. The sand or dirt* then sticks to the released semen and creates a sandy ring or "sandy bagel" around the butthole.

*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel
Man 1: Hey you remember that Hella fine girl from that beach party?"

Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"

Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"
sandy bagel by The Bagel Bros. December 12, 2015

Sandy Balls

Amy gave me a Sandy balls in the afternoon today.
Sandy Balls by Rowing kid 18 July 13, 2010

sandy badge 

a sandy vagina; someone who is annoying or ruining an otherwise good time; someone who shoots down every idea a group comes up with; a negative controlling cunt bag female
tom: hey what do you want to do?
jerry: lets go see that new awesome block buster movie.
sandy: movies are so fucking lame
tom: how bout we get some beers
sandy: god you always drink you're such an alcoholic
tom and jerry: god damn it why are you such a sandy badge?
sandy badge by reran April 18, 2008

sandy brown 

A light brown color.
That man has sandy brown hair.
sandy brown by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006