Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.
Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley
Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?
Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.
Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!
Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??
Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.
Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?
Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.
Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!
Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??
Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.
by timeisfiction August 31, 2010