1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
by The saltier the better March 6, 2012