Salpie 

Adjective or Adverb
A negative or undesirable physical state that is brought about by the presence of a moist or liquid substance where it should not be.

1) After James what shot, the blood made the inside of the car all gross and salpie. 2) Susan added way too much laundry detergent and the suds overflowed from the washer and made the whole room salpie.

Salpie by Bethany Baxter August 7, 2016

Salvietic 

-A bit like being on one of the Weird Drugs
-I took it when it was legal
-Do not arrest me

You can’t really sell Thumper or the Souls games to someone based purely on their mechanics, because the enjoyable thing about these games is when all these things are so ingrained that the mechanics themselves seem to fade away, and you’re fully transported into the salvietic nightmare of sound and sight.

Salvietic by The Moorinator July 9, 2021

salpremacy

the religion & faith of sal from impractical jokers founders are lyndsey yanich and ismery bonilla

hey, are you a follower of salpremacy?

salpremacy by Ismery April 10, 2021

Sapient

wise, having or showing sound judgment; possessing or expressing great sagacity

Also relating to the Human species Homo sapiens

a stern, smiting but sapient man stood before them

Sapient by S256 October 12, 2020

Techno sapiens 

A new intelligent species resulting from Homo sapiens' integration with technology. Techno sapiens are physically different from previous human groups through the use technology assisted genetic and physical modification. Techno sapiens evolution is technology driven and its genome will be different from Homo sapiens’ genome in ways never before imagined possible through natural evolution.

"On the following pages, photographer James Balog documents what he calls Techno sapiens: fusions of humans and machines that can be found today in American research labs and hospitals, and even on the streets. Add up the images, says Balog, and it's not hard to envision a race of flesh-and-technology beings with electric hands, legs of steel that run a two-minute mile, and perceptual powers unknown in nature."

Techno sapiens by space_raccoon January 24, 2014

Sallie Mae 

The feudal overlord of thousands of naive and idealistic American college students who were susceptible to visions of grandeur about a great-paying job over the rainbow once they have a degree. Occasionally one out of hundred succeed paying off their debt, but most opt for deferments, and kicking the debt down the road in vain.

Dupes graduate with a bachelor's degree, and believe their misfortune, lack of income, and debt problems can be alleviated by borrowing more money and pursuing a graduate degree as they contract more debt. This usually proves vain.

Since student loan debt cannot be discharged legally in bankruptcy proceedings, the only solution for many students is getting a scarce gov't job with a loan forgiveness option, joining the military, committing suicide, or emigration to a foreign country.

The rationale for guaranteed loans emanates from the notion that the state subsidizing the cost of education somehow makes it cheaper. In reality, making gov't loan guarantees and six-figure credit ceilings available to a demographic of mostly 18 to 25 year-olds, who have limited work and credit history distorts the marketplace. If colleges had to take that demographic as they were without the gov't subsidized loans, colleges would be compelled to control their costs, and be more affordable. Cost inflation of tuition prices is institutionalized at 5-6% per annum.

Ryan screwed the pooch. He borrowed $80 grand from Sallie Mae to pay for his bachelors of art degree in Government. Then as his job fortunes worsened, he had this naive idea he could be an educator in the middle of a recession, so he got a masters of arts in history only to realize the colleges and public schools do not have any openings. Now he's going to have to move to Canada to escape his hopeless debt.

Sallie Mae by feudalserf August 29, 2012

Canibais Salientes

Canibais salientes is a group of young brazilian girls that dance Ragatanga (or Boy is a Bottom), love gay couples, crave world domination and like to make satanic rituals to honor Bryan Fuller, Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy.

Q : Do you (wor)ship Hannigram, Johnlock, Cherik, Spirk and other male pairings?
A: Yes!
Q: Do you desire world domination?
A: muffled sobbing yes
Q: Are you omnipresent?
A: Hell yeah
Q: Do you practice yoga and cadeira rodada?
A: Yep. McAvoy and Fassbender too
Canibais Salientes: You're in.

Canibais Salientes by sherlock holmes May 2, 2014