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When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.
Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.
by Uncle Capitan August 20, 2013
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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