Sage Creek High School

Literally a smaller, newer, gum-free (supposedly) version of Carlsbad High School. Contrary to popular belief, we're not full of nerds. We have the same general demographics as CHS, except we're using a trimester system and we have less druggies. Basically a wannabe college-style campus that is prowled by freshmen who have chronic dabbing disorder.

The place where if you're not LGBTQIA+, YOU are the minority.

Also, a giant boiling pot of memes.

Person 1: What school do you go to, person 2?
Person 2: Sage Creek High School.
Person 1: Oh, is it that one new high school in Carlsbad? That's so cool! I heard they have a trimester system instead of a conventional semester system. Isn't it much faster and more work-intensive?
Person 2: It is, but it allows you to take more courses!
Person 3: Fuckin Bobcats lol LONG LIVE LANCERS xDDDDDDDD
Person 1: Oh, look, someone from CHS!
Person 2: 1v1 me m8

OR

Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: Lesbian? Bisexual? Transgender? Queer? Intersex? Asexual/Androgynous? Genderfluid? Demiboy? Demigirl?(edited)
Person 2: I'm a heterosexual white boy(edited)
Person 1: fuckin fag that's a microagression against me and my ppl get out of my school you weeaboo

Sage Creek High School by FreshPrinceOBelAir February 3, 2017

Sage Creek High School

Sage Creek is the worst high school if you are a teenager that wants to have a fun high experience. Basically is sucks ass. It’s not like a traditional high school and everyone is in one big clique. And so many people at this school are so fucking smart you wonder why you even go here. Seeing furbies on campus happens more than our sports teams winning a game. Oh and there is no football team even though we rich asf. Or cheerleaders. There is like no school spirit except for the few ppl who dress up for spirit days to hope it makes the day less depressing. This isn’t an opinion this is facts. And if your not LGBTQ your the minority. Go bobbies!

Mark: Where do you go to school?

Jason: Sage Creek High School

Mark: Ew wtf why?! Are u like a loser or something ?!

Jason: my mom made me go.. but I wanna kms.

Mark: I bet. Carlsbad best all your sports teams for the 7 years your school has been open..

Sage Creek High School by GirlsWhoHateSage October 6, 2019

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