Sadaf Chaudhry 

A bear.
Can specifically reference a bear on a unicycle in Russia at 5 pm.

"Did you see that Sadaf Chaudhry? It seems the circus is in town!"
''OMG! It's Sadaf Chaudhry! Please don't eat me!"
"I wish I had a Sadaf Chaudhry!"

Sadaf Chaudhry by Q. FAULKNER!!!! BITCH!! January 30, 2010