SWIZZLECAP

The SWIZZLECAP is a particular breed of male, usually but not necessarily a sports fan. The chief identifying mark is the baseball cap worn backwards or "swizzled" on the head at all times. The acute lack of fashion sense of the SWIZZLECAP leads to inappropriate head adornment at fine restaurants, funerals, weddings, bar mitzvahs and other formal occasions. Secondary SWIZZLECAP characteristics include a tendency toward pack animal behavior, generally questionable personal hygiene and a strong attraction to their vapid and bland female counterparts known as "SWIZZLESTICKS"

Let's avoid Chicago's Lakeview neighborhood tonight. There was a Cubs game and every bar will be full of SWIZZLECAPS.

by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008

swizzlecakes

Word that describes something good or cool.

Wyd
At the store

Swizzlecakes

by TheOGWordGirl December 21, 2016

shizzlewappa

Random conversations in group chats/contacts that need no explanation. The act of shizzlewapping can cause and discussion

"Don't worry we've just been talking about shizzlewappa!"

by SHAZAM101 January 2, 2021

shizzlecakes

Shizzlecakes is what you say when you wanna say shit, but you can't due to being too young to swear or being around parents. Yeah, it's a lame alternative but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Person 1: Ah shi-

Person 2: What?!?!

Person 1: Shizzlecakes!

Person 2: Ah..

by IMakeUpNewThings August 11, 2022