SSWLAP
SSWLAP stands for "Slight Smile While Looking At Phone." Many people over use "lol" while texting. Studies have shown that 9 out 10 "lol"s are not actually laughs out loud, but instead a slight grin or smile while reading the texts.
Woman: How about I text you when I head that way?
Man: How about yes?
Woman: LOL
Man: That wasn't that funny, I have no doubt you did not laugh when that text was read, you just did a SSWLAP.
Woman: LOL
Man: How about yes?
Woman: LOL
Man: That wasn't that funny, I have no doubt you did not laugh when that text was read, you just did a SSWLAP.
Woman: LOL
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