SOMNL 

Extremely crude yet oddly witty internet acronym, translates as 'Sodomizing My Nan Laughing'.
other variants include 'Domnl' (defecating...) and 'Pomnl' (pissing..). used in the corners of civilized society eg. universities, the houses of parliament.

Zacharias: Dude, did you hear about what happened to steve after he got drunk last night?

Herbert: Yes! SOMNL!

SOMNL by NeddyBee April 5, 2010

Reverse Somnophilia 

Reverse Somnophilia is a type of fetish which is equivalent to the role swap in a somnophilic situation. Unlike standard somnophilia, which is a fetish for sleeping/unconscious individuals and the role is being a predator, reverse somnophilia is actually the fetish of being the recipient of somnophilia, and the individual's role is being the victim. Someone in this fetish enjoys pretending to be asleep or actually being asleep while the somnophiliac partner satisfies both of their fetishes and both are aroused.

Girl: "Honey, I didn't want to tell you this, but I actually have reverse somnophilia."
Guy: "Wow really? That's so awesome, and I'm actually a somnophiliac so we'll both have fun and satisfy our fetishes from the same activity!"
Girl: "Ahh. I feel tired, I'll go get some sleep ;)"
Guy: "hehehe >:D"

Reverse Somnophilia by Auditormadness9 May 11, 2018

Somalian Breakfast 

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

Somalian Breakfast by Snerual February 13, 2013

somnonaut

One who explores dreams.

Damn that's one hot somnonaut!

somnonaut by Mike Heitz December 16, 2007

Somali Bluetooth 

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.

I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.

Somali Bluetooth by glork98 November 7, 2012

somnophilia 

somnophilia: the sleeping princess syndrome, a paraphilia of the marauding/predatory type in which erotic arousal and facilitation or attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent on intruding on and awakening a sleeping stranger with erotic caresses, including oral sex, not involving force or violence from Latin, somnus, [sleep + -philia). There is no technical term for the reciprocal paraphilic condition of being the recipient, which occurs more readily in fantasy than in actuality. See also sleeping princess (or prince) syndrome; (adjective, somnophilic): the condition in which a person is dependent on intruding upon and fondling a partner who is a stranger asleep, or fantasizing doing so, in order to obtain erotic arousal and facilitate or achieve orgasm.

spermatorrhea

melin is suffering from somnophilia

somnophilia by chimeremeze a. uwalaka September 5, 2006

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.

We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

Somalian River Rat by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016