SHERIDAN ARMOUR * sings in Alexander Hamilton tune* tries to be humble but she knows she can fucking sing. SHE IS ONE DUMB whore. wishes she was the fifteen year old Elle woods. can be one moody cow when she has her period. she makes constant musical references and its lowkey annoying. she is a petit lil bean and is becomes 50x more sensitive when she is drunk.she is a big mood and is a messy bitch. she is so needy and loves spooning. likes to forget that boys think shes hot and tries to stay humble by denying it lol:} she loves male attention but will NEVEER admit to it. has fucked up dreams that confuse everyone. she is a bad listener, has a short attention span and likes to doze in and out of conversations, Sheridan you need that fixed. she is very sexist and skrts away from confrontation. she would be a great mother but her wains would have some serious issues.
"OMG CHLO your so fucking dumb, your turning into SHEZZ ARMOUR"

"whoa cathy im sorry i will try to remember next time"
" its okay dont be sensitive about it or you will turn into her!"
" haha lol i would never!!"
by Peekaboo2$rawr December 6, 2018
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