SGRoadCommunist
Also known as SGRoadVigilantes, they are a group of road-based, self-proclaimed SJWs from Singapore who spends countless hours of their free time posting dash cam videos from Singaporean vehicles.
SGRoadCommunists are known to conduct clandestine anti-capitalistoperations with a myraid of methods. One of these well-known methods is to hide under the identity of a legitimate Singaporean Traffic Police Officer while going out to hunt "traffic offenders" on the roads.(See Role-Playing) While claiming to make roads safer from errant drivers, SGRoadCommunist partisans tend to target a single group of individuals especially those with vehicles of higher prestige Mercedes-BenzBMWAudiPorscheLamborghini. In many cases, SGRoadCommunist's favorite tactic is to deploys a network of loyal "vigilantes" composed of ordinary Singaporean citizens who have communist agendas. When SGRoadCommunists and their "vigilantes" are confronted over the ethics of their online shames , they would display an ultimate sense of insecurity about their inferior intelligence and financial status. The "vigilantes" would reply peaceful confrontations with foul language and broken vocabulary which stirs doubts about the legitimacy of their Singaporean citizenship. Meanwhile, the SGRoadCommunist leadership would purge anyone they deem to be against their ideologies in a manner that is similar to their idol Joseph Stalin.
SGRoadCommunists are known to conduct clandestine anti-capitalistoperations with a myraid of methods. One of these well-known methods is to hide under the identity of a legitimate Singaporean Traffic Police Officer while going out to hunt "traffic offenders" on the roads.(See Role-Playing) While claiming to make roads safer from errant drivers, SGRoadCommunist partisans tend to target a single group of individuals especially those with vehicles of higher prestige Mercedes-BenzBMWAudiPorscheLamborghini. In many cases, SGRoadCommunist's favorite tactic is to deploys a network of loyal "vigilantes" composed of ordinary Singaporean citizens who have communist agendas. When SGRoadCommunists and their "vigilantes" are confronted over the ethics of their online shames , they would display an ultimate sense of insecurity about their inferior intelligence and financial status. The "vigilantes" would reply peaceful confrontations with foul language and broken vocabulary which stirs doubts about the legitimacy of their Singaporean citizenship. Meanwhile, the SGRoadCommunist leadership would purge anyone they deem to be against their ideologies in a manner that is similar to their idol Joseph Stalin.
Porsche driver: (drives by, minding his or her own business on a sunny Sunday morning)*
SGRoadCommunist 1 : See this nice capitalist car, Hmmm I am Jealous, let me find something about this to shame online.
Mitsubishi Evolution with a modified exhaust: (parked in a demarcated parking lot, shuts off engine and goes off to buy lunch)*
SGRoadCommunist 2: Ughhhhh, its so loud that my ears cannot reproduce anymore, let me find something to shame online
later....
Average person on Facebook: That Evo was parked and he did not even left his engine in idle, how would you even know that it was loud at all?
Typical SGRoadCommunist: "Fark you, it were loud, I cannot even hearing myself. how exhaust bcom big? big big ofc loud lah"
SGRoadCommunist 1 : See this nice capitalist car, Hmmm I am Jealous, let me find something about this to shame online.
Mitsubishi Evolution with a modified exhaust: (parked in a demarcated parking lot, shuts off engine and goes off to buy lunch)*
SGRoadCommunist 2: Ughhhhh, its so loud that my ears cannot reproduce anymore, let me find something to shame online
later....
Average person on Facebook: That Evo was parked and he did not even left his engine in idle, how would you even know that it was loud at all?
Typical SGRoadCommunist: "Fark you, it were loud, I cannot even hearing myself. how exhaust bcom big? big big ofc loud lah"
SGRoadCommunist by SGroadCommies April 9, 2019
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