1.An undefined lump of blubber. Able to roll down hills at the speed of light.

2.Synonym for baby whale.
3.Currently known to be under the research of Nutrisystem.
4.Term for a thing that can only lose 5 pounds every 6 eons.
5.Anything you would immediately say "Ew" to.
You look like a seaburg today.
Awww, that was a cute seaburg.
QUIT EATING, OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP A SEABURG.
by Webb Hubbel April 17, 2010
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I don't know what the fuck is in it. It's kind of like fish scrapple I suppose. All the nasty shit from seafood that nobody likes to eat, all breaded up and deep fried. They served them in public schools in York, PA. It ruined my liking of seafood before it ever started. They could REALLY make an impact on crime if they fed these bitches to prisoners for 3 meals a day and a midnight snack.
Yo! I can't believe my girlfriend actually tried a seaburger after I told her how nasty it was!
by Fuck Seaburgers June 15, 2004
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