SCWILF 

Single...Childfree...Woman...I'd...Like to...Fuck
Sure everyone wants to bang a hot mom, but let's all be honest, it's much easier and less time restrictive to tag a sexy cougar who doesn't have kids. This is the type of woman who doesn't have to frantically scramble out the door at the crack of dawn to make her kids breakfast. This beauty will not only relentlessly ride you into the morning light, but will stick around after breakfast, lunch and maybe even dinner for a hearty session of tea bagging, daisy chaining Cleveland steaming or whatever other depraved sexual activities might be on your bucket list for a impromptu five day sex weekend.

As a pornographic genre this will showcase women who are older, hotter, tighter, and up for even crazier activities than MILF's.

Person #1- "Oh my God got with the hottest cougar last week."
Person #2- "That's so awesome, I love MILF's!"
Person #1- "No dude, she wasn't a MILF, she was a SCWILF! She didn't have any kids so we had sex for 5 days straight. I think I might have 2nd or 3rd degree burns on my hog. Do you know the number of a good dermatologist?"

SCWILF by wizecracker October 5, 2016

scilf 

Stephen Colbert I'd Like to Fuck.

When the opening credits play for The Colbert Report's new season, he grabs the American flag and jumps down amongst many Amurcan words. One of the first and only easily readable ones is SCILF.

scilf by athinkingman June 2, 2010

scilf 

Stephen Colbert I'd Like to Fuck

After watching the Colbert show tonight, I've got a serious case of SCILF!

scilf by ColbertFan98 June 2, 2010

swilf 

"Swilf" is an acronym based on the popular "milf" or "mother I'd like to f*&%." "Swilf: means "social worker I'd like to f*&%." Let's face it, there are many attractive women in this field, and what makes them more attractive is their open willingness to help others. If that's not hot, what is?

I went to therapy and the counselor was such a swilf!"

swilf by hurricane chickey August 9, 2009

SWILF 

Subway Work Id Like To Fuck ;)

Amy is such a SWILF!! Well jells!!

SWILF by xxManyeWestxx November 14, 2011

SWILF 

somebodies wife i'd like to fuck

i know she' married but damn she's a SWILF

SWILF by dhpjr October 7, 2011

SEWILF 

'Someone Else's Wife I'd Like to Fuck'

See that chick over there, she's a total SEWILF!!

SEWILF by mister E January 28, 2009