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Some bunny loving weirdo, playing Soldat
hangs around in 2Wai Jockey gate-in
to ~ someone : to 0wn by spass
~ing around : hopping around bunnywise
~ programming:making useless funny stuff
~ AI : lifelike random behavior
SBaL by Moonlite April 26, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
Pronounced- Spalcho

One who wears Hollister to try and fit in as a prep, or any other person with a disfigured head slightly resembling the creature from "Alien"
"Dude, change your shirt you dont want to be a sbalcio
Sbalcio by StevenWilkos October 26, 2009

sballato perso 

that's an italian way to call someone which is really high, and for this reason he's Out-of-order like a videogame broken. It's a slang which has been extended to all kind of drugs.
quello li è sballato perso (that guy is out of order)
non parlare con lui è sballato perso, non ti capisce (don't speak with him, he's out of order, he cannot understand U)
sballato perso by antolucki October 3, 2008
SBALD (acronym)
Stupid Butch Ah Lesbian Dyke

A tongue-in-cheek label used within queer circles to describe someone who is unapologetically butch, messy, and loveably clueless in their lesbian swagger.
Matheo is a SBALD
SBALD by David Vidalenc September 16, 2025
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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