salty ass bitch Share definition Flag A salty ass bitch is a bitch that has no emotion, always monotoned, and just stays being salty with other bitches. "Why does Danielle look so mad all the time?""I don't know? She's probably a salty ass bitch." salty ass bitch by Rita602 November 16, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the salty ass bitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch