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Someone who's homepage of their internet is someone else's facebook. Someone who ditches their friends to go follow someone round a club, skulking behing anything they can find. Asking how their relationship stands after meeting them two minutes ago.
Will, your a fucking stalker! Get off that girls facebook you don't even speak to her, and where have my tissues gone?
by k3nsi3 February 15, 2009
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What every kid thinks of another when a peer says hi in the halls. . . it's said WAY too much, and its stupid, because stalking is a serious issue, and its friggin scary as hell. So I've seen in the news & on TV shows.

Actually, it is when a male or female, of any age, becomes fixed on a certain person or group, usually an individual, though. They do anything associated with this person; buying items the victim owns, watching them/following them, attempting contact through technology (phones, internet, xbox, etc.), and many more ways. The stalker wants to know everything possible about the person, so they do their research. Once they really 'grow' on the person (getting used to looks & habits), when change is made, they either become hostile or move on to a different target. Stalking can take place in any environment, any age, and for a long period of time, or in opposite, a very short time. Not all cases of stalking have murderous or sexual purposes, most cases have no motive at all. Stereotypically, the stalker may be an ex-partner of the victim. Underage stalking has an even bigger punishment . ..
~Brother: Maddie, dude your such a stalker! Poor Justin Bieber...

-8 year old sister: Nuh uh! You liarrr!

~Brother: Must we review what happened after the concert three months ago? Yes, I believe we do; you hid in his bathroom, waited until he finished his CD signing. Then you popped out of the shower as he was dropping a shit? That wasn't cool...

-8 year old sister: I am not! He's just wicked hot, and I want to marry him, and I want him to take my virginity away!:D

~Brother: o.O
by Kingfishahh(; December 28, 2010
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-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
by Puhercules August 06, 2009
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One who exhibits a sick unhealthy insane obsession with an ex friend who rejected him. This obession can lead to various results. Such as following, bugging, writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, calling and getting me to try to harrass other people. When friend's feeling by said girl is not returned nutter in question starts exhibiting dangerous psychotic behaviors that can last for years.
My friend Vitale is obsessed with this girl. He should be put away in the mental ward for the rest of his life. He's such a stalker.
by Mike Rehmyer December 26, 2007
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Someone who is obsessed with another person so much that their whole life is following that person. They eat, sleep, breathe that person and sometimes want to be that person! wow, isnt that creapy? The type of person a stalker might stalk is their crush, ex wife or ex girlfriend or maybe someone they want to become. Typical things a stalker might do: follow you home from school/work, drive past your house often, hide in your bushes and watch you sleep, collect tissues you've used. Stalkers are EVERYWHERE, the best thing to do when being confronted by a stalker is remain calm, dont get a restraining order...that only makes them more mad.
girl- *walks out of her house* What's that? Whos there? *looks up in tree* OmG! who the fuck are you! get out of here you stalker!
stalker- No please! i love you! i need you! you = my life!
girl- HELP!!! someone help me! *runs into house, but stalker is already there waiting* howd u get in here so fast!
stalker- dont fight it, accept it...
girl- no help!!!!
stalker- *kidnaps girl and keeps her in his basement referring to her as 'Queen' and 'Mother'
by M954 May 27, 2008
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a creepy guy who knows what youre doing at all times and when he dosent hes trying to know. Someone who harrasses, annoys, provokes because of self contempt and jealousy. Is known for doing anything to get a reaction. Will go to any length because hes so f'in sad and has no life whatsoever. Bruised ego loser.
vitale was such a stalker, he even followed them online.
by arfis September 27, 2007
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someone who is completely and totally obsessed with another person to the point of insanity. They like one person for years at a time and do juvenile things such as finding their phone number out from someone else, calling them 3 times a week, driving past their house, finding out where they work, knowing every little fact about them even when they know nothing about you, memorizing their license plate number, keeping pictures and photos of them you've stolen, collecting items of theirs such as used straws, etc.
Paula is the biggest stalker on earth.
by loserinlove February 17, 2005
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