Rytiger

Combination of a fierce Ryan and an even more fierce tiger...put together to create a being nobody in their right mind wants to mess with. Sheer bad-ass who bites hard, calling his bites "tiger kisses" but do not be fooled, they feel nothing like kisses. If you dare put mustard on his sandwich he will probably rip your face off. If you have sex on his bed, he will rip your face off. If you take his chicken, he will murder you by sniper shooting you from mars.

Rytiger like to make play time, and if by make you mean eat, and if by eat, you mean babies. Rytiger also likes to make babies........but not eat them.

Rytiger by Abraham Lincoln III June 18, 2009

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retigerate

In the process or currently inebriated and drunk.

An individual so drunk that he or she cannot walk straight and operate properly.

Man i got so retigerated last night.

Holy shit I am so fuckin retigerated.

retigerate by mykohph June 2, 2009

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Rytiger • retigerate • Retigerment

Retigerment

Noun, the point in a tiger's life upon which it no longer does tiger things and goes on cruises instead.

"Shit, he killed Gerry!"
"Man, and Gerry was just three days from retigerment."

Retigerment by PrancingApricot June 8, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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