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The act of putting on a sock in such a thoughtless manner that you wind up giving yourself a king sized crack to the nuts.
While getting dressed to go get a pizza.

person 1: F#@& !

person 2: what happened?

Person 1: I just Ryan'd my boys...
by TrChesterMoles February 24, 2010
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