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Russtitute 

In a bitchy mood and very fisty.

Having a small penis, which makes you mean.
One with a lot of swag, but a tiny penis.
Dude dont't be such a russtitute. Calm your tits. Don't get your panties in a wad and stop being a russtitute.
Russtitute by Midgetwacker69 November 20, 2011
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runestitute

A person on runescape who has virtual sex with you for money
player 1: Dude that fucking Cx 882 is advertising herself in Lumbridge

player 2: Yeah, what a runestitute
runestitute by ChuckNorris1 September 25, 2009

robstitute 

a woman who visits the robson house of the vanier residence at the university of british columbia, usually to respond to booty calls
Midterms are finally over, time to fuck some robstitutes.
robstitute by damage inc October 6, 2003

Rosstitution 

Rosstitution: A form of male prostitution. This is commonly reffered to from the infmaous Rosstitute, or a gay man that pretends to be straight.
Rosstitution was first found by the infamous man whore Rosstitute
Rosstitution by Dylan Horrocks January 7, 2008

Rastitute 

Male rastafarian (or fake rastafarian) who is available for sexual relations with white women on vacation. Found in Jamaica and other Caribbean destinations.
Check out the Canadian secretary with the Rastitute walking on the beach.
Rastitute by Canadian Secretary December 8, 2010

Rosstitute 

A girl/woman who is for some inexplicable reason infatuated with a boy/man named Ross.

The Ross in question must be average in almost every way, leaving no reason for the Rosstitute to find him overly attractive.
God! That Rosstitute just won't quit following Ross around. What an obnoxious cow!

Pusstitute 

Cat who will give anyone attention for scratches.
Hes moving on to the next lap like a pusstitute.
Pusstitute by Beauty mutiny January 20, 2022
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