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runestitute

A person on runescape who has virtual sex with you for money
player 1: Dude that fucking Cx 882 is advertising herself in Lumbridge

player 2: Yeah, what a runestitute
runestitute by ChuckNorris1 September 25, 2009

robstitute 

a woman who visits the robson house of the vanier residence at the university of british columbia, usually to respond to booty calls
Midterms are finally over, time to fuck some robstitutes.
robstitute by damage inc October 6, 2003

Rosstitution 

Rosstitution: A form of male prostitution. This is commonly reffered to from the infmaous Rosstitute, or a gay man that pretends to be straight.
Rosstitution was first found by the infamous man whore Rosstitute
Rosstitution by Dylan Horrocks January 7, 2008

Rastitute 

Male rastafarian (or fake rastafarian) who is available for sexual relations with white women on vacation. Found in Jamaica and other Caribbean destinations.
Check out the Canadian secretary with the Rastitute walking on the beach.
Rastitute by Canadian Secretary December 8, 2010

Rosstitute 

A girl/woman who is for some inexplicable reason infatuated with a boy/man named Ross.

The Ross in question must be average in almost every way, leaving no reason for the Rosstitute to find him overly attractive.
God! That Rosstitute just won't quit following Ross around. What an obnoxious cow!

Pusstitute 

Cat who will give anyone attention for scratches.
Hes moving on to the next lap like a pusstitute.
Pusstitute by Beauty mutiny January 20, 2022
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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