Runners Cock

When you have been running and you have a super sexy wife called Jess! It’s so hard not to want to have sex with her anyway but the running makes it worse

Hey Jess, help me out here I have runners cock

by Smartyboy1989 April 16, 2019

Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.

I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.

by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022

runner, runner...cocksucker!

statement of disgust in poker when someone who calls all your bets and beats you in a hand by using the last two community cards, despite horrible odds

I flopped a set, and you hit hearts on the turn and river cards to get your flush...runner, runner...cocksucker!

by ck64 April 5, 2011