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the #nurdthug genius artist that told you to buy bitcoin and even doge in 2012-2013. spiritually, he’s a spectral wizard, 8 life path double jack of clubs from the future. it’s very likely that he’s improved your life in some capacity. whether he’s traversing the planet fearlessly with his perfect wife and three boys, schooling people on crypto telegram chats, popping out as a random character on your favorite tv show, dropping spiritual/financial technological info on the radio, building the best metaverse elements, creating groundbreaking #nft s, making you laugh, or filming a music video in your hood, he’s sure to blow minds.
“Wait, how on earth did you already know that!?” “um, my homie RowLow, duh. you don’t know him?”
RowLow by Darius Kerpal November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
When you on a roblox sex game and somebody giving ur avatar a blowjob.
damn, this thicc ass girl giving me one hell of a roblowjob.
Roblowjob by Evaktos August 12, 2021
Related Words

roflowned 

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1
roflowned by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005
The act of receiving oral sex whilst smoking a cigarette, traditionally a marlboro cigarette
Nick received a roblow from some slut last night.
Yeah, I bummed him a cigarette so he could get a roblow last night.
Roblow by redmaster100 December 23, 2012

rollowed 

a kid that gives out tutorials on how to do specific trickshots
you rollowed
rollowed by dismay September 20, 2017

Roblowebia 

The phobia that, somewhere, actor rob Lowe is watching you.
Can you close your window? I suffer from roblowebia
Roblowebia by Iamfish February 21, 2015
One with AIDS who puts everyone at risk
Rollow has AIDS. We are all at risk
Rollow by The Hotchkiss School December 3, 2006
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