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the #nurdthug genius artist that told you to buy bitcoin and even doge in 2012-2013. spiritually, he’s a spectral wizard, 8 life path double jack of clubs from the future. it’s very likely that he’s improved your life in some capacity. whether he’s traversing the planet fearlessly with his perfect wife and three boys, schooling people on crypto telegram chats, popping out as a random character on your favorite tv show, dropping spiritual/financial technological info on the radio, building the best metaverse elements, creating groundbreaking #nft s, making you laugh, or filming a music video in your hood, he’s sure to blow minds.
“Wait, how on earth did you already know that!?” “um, my homie RowLow, duh. you don’t know him?”
RowLow by Darius Kerpal November 23, 2021
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When you on a roblox sex game and somebody giving ur avatar a blowjob.
damn, this thicc ass girl giving me one hell of a roblowjob.
Roblowjob by Evaktos August 12, 2021
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roflowned 

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1
roflowned by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005
The act of receiving oral sex whilst smoking a cigarette, traditionally a marlboro cigarette
Nick received a roblow from some slut last night.
Yeah, I bummed him a cigarette so he could get a roblow last night.
Roblow by redmaster100 December 23, 2012

rollowed 

a kid that gives out tutorials on how to do specific trickshots
you rollowed
rollowed by dismay September 20, 2017

Roblowebia 

The phobia that, somewhere, actor rob Lowe is watching you.
Can you close your window? I suffer from roblowebia
Roblowebia by Iamfish February 21, 2015
One with AIDS who puts everyone at risk
Rollow has AIDS. We are all at risk
Rollow by The Hotchkiss School December 3, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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