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A person who has several personalities. Tries to impress people when ever possible, not by telling lies but by dressing nice appeared being extremely smooth during casual hangouts and gatherings. This person also feels the need to work out on a regular basis and the more this person works out the better he feels.
Yo, tonight that girl really thought you were a rosstifer, she seems to dig you.

After the gym today I feel like such a rosstifer
Rosstifer by Rgerlack May 1, 2010
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doing a Rossiter

A problematic cowardly yet somewhat boring act. Usually executed in or around the Wimborne area.

Often involves complete utter cod Shit and inappropriate discussions on conspiracy theory, BMW statistics and certain kung foo moves.
That looser was at the Coach and Horses last night. Doing a Rossiter again attacking thin air with kung foo moves whilst talking utter cod shit about his 1997 beamer.
"punch me in the stomach" he said with a smug I can take it coz I'm hard look written all over his chevy chase.
doing a Rossiter by big gizzle September 26, 2013

rossiterposting 

A tag created to warn others of a post by or related to James Rossiter.

His posts are most commonly found in the facebook page 'David Seymour Memes for Over-taxed Liberal Teens'.

The myth, the man, the legend spends his time "owning libtards", "crushing islam" and referencing Ben Shapiro (possibly his boyfriend), Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson constantly.

A rossiterpost may or may not try to brainwash you into believing that abortion is murder, a few links with lengthy videos may follow.

If you come across this man the best approach is to make sure he knows that you will never vote for Act. A rossiterpost will normally include no more than 500 words (that's an estimate not a promise).
Wow classic rossiterposting, he actually posted a 10 min video by Jordan Peterson lmao
rossiterposting by ツ.J.ツ November 27, 2018

Maddie Rossier 

A fun loving best friend soul sister this typically a Gemini

And has an awesome sister usually named Evie or Van Van
Maddie Rossier is the best and we always hangout

Rossiter 

Someone with the name Rossiter is usually very funny and just the best person in general. However a big stoner. Usually good at most things but is too lazy to realise. A very sexy, good looking person that's definitely packing
Boy: have you met the new kid rossiter
Girl: yeah they are cool, i think i like them
Rossiter by Sexyrae_ June 18, 2020

Mr.rossiter 

The best teacher at brairwood elemtary and will never be topped by any other teacher...did I mention he is awesome!?!
Mr.rossiter is the best teacher....like ever
Mr.rossiter by donthegod June 30, 2016

rootifers 

mid grade pot also known as middies but down south known as rootifers
fuck that shit man I don't wanna smoke no rootifers we got headdies nigga!!
rootifers by oceans October 16, 2006
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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