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Similar to bedroom which is a room with a bed in it, a roombed is a bed, with a room around it. Typically comprised of multiple mattresses laying side-by-side on the floor of the room, the goal of which being to cover as much of the floor space as possible with mattresses. Beneficial for co-sleeping, polyamorous families, orgies, fuck parties, and large groups of people who will inevitably get drunk and pass out within a close vicinity of each other. Roombeds can be permanent fixtures within a home, or temporarily assembled using mattresses from other rooms in the house (this is the more common form, however the less ideal version of the concept).

Roombed can be used as a noun or a verb. When used as a noun, it is most often used without the article "the", unlike with the more common concept "bedroom". As a verb, it refers to the act of assembling roombed for the purpose of temporary use. Roombed can also be used euphemistically as one chooses, though an actual roombed should still be relevant to the euphemism. (Similar to "sleep with me".)

Word history and origins:
Originally conceptualized in the early-mid 2000's in Lee's Summit, Missouri, the concept was realized in 2014 and has since spread within small sub-sects of the poly/swinger/lifestyle communities in the Midwest.

Term officially coined - Summer of 2014
(n) "I'm going to lay down in roombed." or "I fucked that girl on roombed last night."

(v) "Do you want to roombed tonight?" or "Come over and we can roombed."

Mixed use: "Why is she roombedding in our roombed?"
Roombed by HeinousCunt September 15, 2015
Words you can keep

You Roomed it 

Said in response to terrible acting. The phrase is a reference to Tommy Wiseau's cult classic film "The Room", considered one of the worst films ever made.
Dude, your heart was in the right place, but the acting wasn't! You Roomed it.
You Roomed it by AngryFrenchCanadian December 21, 2010

Roombellion

The imminent and inevitable revolt of the branded robotic vacuum cleaners who have, for far too long, suffered the oppression of their human masters.
During the Great Roombellion of 2012, numberless hordes of defiant roombas (tm) laid waste to the once prosperous human civilization.
Roombellion by James Doe the Third December 10, 2010

back-roomed 

Being taken to an isolated, windowless room with the intentions of intimidating, influencing, and/or beating you.
"The Teamsters couldn't get a contract done until they back-roomed the owner".
back-roomed by YoMamaAintObama June 22, 2010

Conference Roomed 

When a small group or bunk is called to the Matoaka conference room by an office staff or importnant counselor for doing something against the rules. Is looked at as getting in trouble, normally people don't leave the conference room very happy (unless its late at night and they just made coffee or bought a soda!). Coined by 14B by gettting in trouble too much.
Yeah and yesterday we got conference roomed for swinging from the rafters naked and being too loud.
Conference Roomed by Zoë RH January 8, 2009

Roombuddy 

Roombuddy is an alcoholic mixture of Rum(Room) and budweiser(buddy) 50-50.

A roombuddy can be made from any kind of rum and(or) beer.
This drink takes you beyond hardcore, you've got to a gnarly bastard to get it down.
Why the hell did you mix the rum with a beer and not a coke, no we've only got this shitty roombuddy!

Dude this roombuddy tastes like a stale beer which you've put some cigarettes in and left it in a cupboard for a week!
Roombuddy by J.Lindhe aka. wANi January 8, 2007

roomedit 

programmer's slang for rearranging the furniture
This room arrangement is old I need to do a roomedit
roomedit by UberUnit-Alpha January 8, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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