Roombed

Similar to bedroom which is a room with a bed in it, a roombed is a bed, with a room around it. Typically comprised of multiple mattresses laying side-by-side on the floor of the room, the goal of which being to cover as much of the floor space as possible with mattresses. Beneficial for co-sleeping, polyamorous families, orgies, fuck parties, and large groups of people who will inevitably get drunk and pass out within a close vicinity of each other. Roombeds can be permanent fixtures within a home, or temporarily assembled using mattresses from other rooms in the house (this is the more common form, however the less ideal version of the concept).

Roombed can be used as a noun or a verb. When used as a noun, it is most often used without the article "the", unlike with the more common concept "bedroom". As a verb, it refers to the act of assembling roombed for the purpose of temporary use. Roombed can also be used euphemistically as one chooses, though an actual roombed should still be relevant to the euphemism. (Similar to "sleep with me".)

Word history and origins:
Originally conceptualized in the early-mid 2000's in Lee's Summit, Missouri, the concept was realized in 2014 and has since spread within small sub-sects of the poly/swinger/lifestyle communities in the Midwest.

Term officially coined - Summer of 2014

(n) "I'm going to lay down in roombed." or "I fucked that girl on roombed last night."

(v) "Do you want to roombed tonight?" or "Come over and we can roombed."

Mixed use: "Why is she roombedding in our roombed?"

by HeinousCunt September 15, 2015

You Roomed it

Said in response to terrible acting. The phrase is a reference to Tommy Wiseau's cult classic film "The Room", considered one of the worst films ever made.

Dude, your heart was in the right place, but the acting wasn't! You Roomed it.

by AngryFrenchCanadian December 21, 2010

Roombellion

The imminent and inevitable revolt of the branded robotic vacuum cleaners who have, for far too long, suffered the oppression of their human masters.

During the Great Roombellion of 2012, numberless hordes of defiant roombas (tm) laid waste to the once prosperous human civilization.

by James Doe the Third December 10, 2010

back-roomed

Being taken to an isolated, windowless room with the intentions of intimidating, influencing, and/or beating you.

"The Teamsters couldn't get a contract done until they back-roomed the owner".

by YoMamaAintObama June 22, 2010

Conference Roomed

When a small group or bunk is called to the Matoaka conference room by an office staff or importnant counselor for doing something against the rules. Is looked at as getting in trouble, normally people don't leave the conference room very happy (unless its late at night and they just made coffee or bought a soda!). Coined by 14B by gettting in trouble too much.

Yeah and yesterday we got conference roomed for swinging from the rafters naked and being too loud.

by Zoë RH January 8, 2009

Roombuddy

Roombuddy is an alcoholic mixture of Rum(Room) and budweiser(buddy) 50-50.

A roombuddy can be made from any kind of rum and(or) beer.
This drink takes you beyond hardcore, you've got to a gnarly bastard to get it down.

Why the hell did you mix the rum with a beer and not a coke, no we've only got this shitty roombuddy!

Dude this roombuddy tastes like a stale beer which you've put some cigarettes in and left it in a cupboard for a week!

by J.Lindhe aka. wANi January 8, 2007

roomedit

programmer's slang for rearranging the furniture

This room arrangement is old I need to do a roomedit

by UberUnit-Alpha January 8, 2010