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The Roto-Rooter
An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.
Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.
The Roto-Rooter by Jon the American June 13, 2021
Related Words
Roofter • Rooster • roofer • Rooster Tail • rooster fish • roosterteeth • roostering • Rooster Booster • rooster head • rooster neck
Peter Rooter
It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023
booze rooster
I don't think I'll be able to make it tonight.... I got a rude awakening from the booze rooster this morning and am too tired.
booze rooster by ncut123 June 28, 2013
Rooster call
The transmission of a picture of the male genitalia ("cock" a.k.a "rooster") via cell phone text message during the early hours of the morning.
Rooster call by bangzoom_straighttothemoon April 21, 2009
Rooster Safari
The act of hunting for rooster cocks. Common expedition for the rooster addicted female huntress. Related to hot dog safari and bbc safari. A less exotic adventure then the latter.
Melissa: "I need to go out tonight."
Wendy: "I need to get laid!"
Melissa "Let's go on a Rooster Safari and bag us some big roosters>"
Wendy: "I need to get laid!"
Melissa "Let's go on a Rooster Safari and bag us some big roosters>"
Rooster Safari by SashaLee April 29, 2008
Rooster Fenced
To interfere with someone who is getting familiar with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. Similar to that of a cock block.
Rooster Fenced by oh snapple January 22, 2010
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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