Roofter

Roofter, a more harsh way of saying poof, poofter or gay.
Commonly used in the British expat community in Switzerland.

Jeez, what a Roofter!

You look like such a Roofter in those Jeans.

by khatmandu September 15, 2010

The Roto-Rooter

An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.

Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.

by Jon the American June 13, 2021

Peter Rooter

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

booze rooster

When you wake up really early after a night of drinking

I don't think I'll be able to make it tonight.... I got a rude awakening from the booze rooster this morning and am too tired.

by ncut123 June 28, 2013

Rooster call

The transmission of a picture of the male genitalia ("cock" a.k.a "rooster") via cell phone text message during the early hours of the morning.

Betty was pleasantly surprised to receive a rooster call from Johnny so early in the morning

by bangzoom_straighttothemoon April 21, 2009

Rooster Safari

The act of hunting for rooster cocks. Common expedition for the rooster addicted female huntress. Related to hot dog safari and bbc safari. A less exotic adventure then the latter.

Melissa: "I need to go out tonight."
Wendy: "I need to get laid!"
Melissa "Let's go on a Rooster Safari and bag us some big roosters>"

by SashaLee April 29, 2008

Rooster Fenced

To interfere with someone who is getting familiar with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. Similar to that of a cock block.

Scott was about to hook up with Beca, but Sammie went and rooster fenced him.

by oh snapple January 22, 2010