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Roche Brothers 

A grocery store chain in the suburban Boston area, established in the 1960's, that is known for its unreasonably high prices and "family values". In reality, it has an uncanny ability to destroy the social lives of its teenage employees and suck the life out its other workers. Full-time employees who work here are either closet drug addicts, high school dropouts, men with wicked hard boston accents, or illegal immigrants. Most customers include senile senior citizens and needy stay at home moms who pay no attention to where they place their shopping cart. Every store will also have one attractive high school girl, who will be harassed by, hit on, and/or eye-fucked by every guy worker over the age of 40, especially the store manager. Overall, it is one of the worst jobs for a teenager and wannabe competitor to other stores, such as Whole Foods and Stop and Shop.
Worker #1: Wow, I hate my fuckin life.
Worker #2: What do you expect brotha???, You work at Roche Brothers.
Worker #1: Well at least we have that hot chick on the register up front.
Worker #2: She's only 16.
Worker #1: Don't care...Its all that keeps me sane at this shit-hole.
Roche Brothers by theonlystore102 December 11, 2012

Roche Brothers Employee 

Can be define in many ways and in many types.
Boy Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, perverts, unintelligent, useless, desperate, lazy, and needy.
Girl Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, Prostitutes, unintelligent, useless, desperate, and needy.
Most of the guys would hide in their department drinking or/and abusing drugs. Since there is no cameras, they will get off Scott-Free. Most of the girls are prostitutes. They would do anything for cash.
Roche Brothers Employee

Boy Employee: Let's go to my van during break and smoke some weed while fucking.
Girl Employee: Sure thing, but it will cost you $20 like usual.
Boy Employee: No Prob.
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