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Robin Gibb 

The most attractive member of The Bee Gees. Voice like an angelic being on high, hair so lush and well groomed even Barry was jelly, eyes that bore into your soul with intense passion and a smile that radiated such joy- even the blind could see it.
Robin Gibb was reminiscing on the First Of May while he was Stayin Alive in Massachusetts. He kept telling himself, Don't Forget To Remember my Secret Love who was More Than A Woman. She was a Heartbreaker named Elisa that he met after one of the Nights On Broadway, before the Tragedy of the New York Mining Disaster, 1941. He found her Cryin Every Day near Mr Wallor's Wailing Wall and finally said, You Should Be Dancing. She said, "Anything For You" and Robin suddenly felt Alive. 2 Years On and he was still Stayin Alive. Every Second, Every Minute was dedicated to The Only Love Robin had ever known, she was an Irresistible Force to him. Overnight, everything changed. Their Wedding Day came on that South Dakota Morning. As Robin pulled Elisa into an Embrace he asked her, "How Deep Is Your Love?" Elisa replied with, "It Doesn't Matter Much To Me. Robin, I've been meaning to tell you something, I've Decided To Join The Air Force." Robin said, "Elisa, If I Can't Have You, I'll be Giving Up The Ghost in no time!" She said, "Pity" and then, "You'll Never See My Face Again." And just like that, Robin Gibb was Alone Again.
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Robin Gibb 

The orgasmic master. That’s all. All definitions, biographies, and potential biopics can shut the fuuuuuck up!
Edna: Robin Gibb invented penis, Right?
Bertha: Correct.
Old curdle: STOP SEXUALIZING HIM AND GO TO HELL. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE BEE GEES, MS JUDGE MENTAL!!!
Robin Gibb: Absolutely ladies ;) meet me in hell!
Robin Gibb by robinsdick September 15, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026