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Robin Gibb 

The most attractive member of The Bee Gees. Voice like an angelic being on high, hair so lush and well groomed even Barry was jelly, eyes that bore into your soul with intense passion and a smile that radiated such joy- even the blind could see it.
Robin Gibb was reminiscing on the First Of May while he was Stayin Alive in Massachusetts. He kept telling himself, Don't Forget To Remember my Secret Love who was More Than A Woman. She was a Heartbreaker named Elisa that he met after one of the Nights On Broadway, before the Tragedy of the New York Mining Disaster, 1941. He found her Cryin Every Day near Mr Wallor's Wailing Wall and finally said, You Should Be Dancing. She said, "Anything For You" and Robin suddenly felt Alive. 2 Years On and he was still Stayin Alive. Every Second, Every Minute was dedicated to The Only Love Robin had ever known, she was an Irresistible Force to him. Overnight, everything changed. Their Wedding Day came on that South Dakota Morning. As Robin pulled Elisa into an Embrace he asked her, "How Deep Is Your Love?" Elisa replied with, "It Doesn't Matter Much To Me. Robin, I've been meaning to tell you something, I've Decided To Join The Air Force." Robin said, "Elisa, If I Can't Have You, I'll be Giving Up The Ghost in no time!" She said, "Pity" and then, "You'll Never See My Face Again." And just like that, Robin Gibb was Alone Again.
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Robin Gibb 

The orgasmic master. That’s all. All definitions, biographies, and potential biopics can shut the fuuuuuck up!
Edna: Robin Gibb invented penis, Right?
Bertha: Correct.
Old curdle: STOP SEXUALIZING HIM AND GO TO HELL. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE BEE GEES, MS JUDGE MENTAL!!!
Robin Gibb: Absolutely ladies ;) meet me in hell!
Robin Gibb by robinsdick September 15, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026