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Writes entries rife with spelling errors on urbandictionary.com about himself, weirdly referring to himself in the third person. Grade Z troll who is dumb enough to use the same user handle across multiple platforms, showing he has no life outside of games. Will never get a girl that isn't paid for or printed on a pillow.
I was going to do something interesting with my life, but I'm going to Roaran instead.
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A nice, shy, person who is usually athletic but still likes to ply games. Usually strong, handsome and quite. Will like one girl and one girl only and will almost never express his felings for her but will somehow get her in the future. Not the smartest and will keep grades decent.
Hey Roaran how are you doing today
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Roranicus Pondicus

An endangered species, the Roranicus Pondicus is found most commonly in Leadworth. Their is only one known left in the world, as they all died out from various reasons. They are described as having beaky noses. A special feature of the Roranicus Pondicus is when they run, their arms flop everywhere.

Oh yeah. He's a roman too.
Girl 1: Hey, did that guy just get shot by a scaly alien? Is he ok?
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.

Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.

Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*

Rip Roarin' Dandied 

A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.
I am getting rip roarin' dandied tonight.
Rip Roarin' Dandied by Jagsh February 16, 2009

Roaring Stop 

When a friend in the passenger seat of your car randomly yells out to a passing pedestrian some random abuse or funny call, and you quickly pull over next to the pedestrian to make it awkward for your friend.
You should have seen Bill’s face when I came to a roaring stop after he yelled out to a guy at the ATM “I saw ur pin!”

As we were driving past the mall, Joe yelled “hey sexy legs, how much?” to a blonde bombshell. So I came to a roaring stop. She almost jumped in the car and slapped him!
Roaring Stop by ckohler87 October 2, 2009

roaring kitty 

A method for hunting stocks and pouncing on investment opportunities. The phrase is known to have originated from r/wallstreetbets' u/deepfuckingvalue and also doubles as u/deepfuckingvalue's YouTube channel name.
Retard: How was your day my dude?
Autist: Bro I've been popping addy all-day and implementing roaring kitty.
Retard: Cool dude... I just trade what's on the front page of r/wallstreetbets.
Autist: That's retarded broseph.
Retard: Well, we're both incels living in our mom's basements. So who's to say who's more retarded?
Autist: Hmmm... Forget it. I've got to get back to finishing up some roaring kitty. Praise be to u/deepfuckingvalue.
Retard: Same, I got to catch up with the latest r/wallstreetbets memes. Praise be to u/deepfuckingvalue.
roaring kitty by simba47 January 31, 2021

The Roaring 20's 

A period in American history where if you had money, all you had to do was invest in stock, kick back, and enjoy the ride. The street was swarming with gangsters, the Klan was lynching blacks, and the economy prospered. What more could you ask for?

It was THE TIME to be living, that is if you weren't poor, of course. In that case, you would just be picking cotton and shitting in your front yard. If you want to know what it was like, read The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
My Great Great Grandpa: "Boy life sure does suck ass, picking cotton like a skunkape all day."

Rich Prick: "Oh cheer up you dirt poor pussy! It's The Roaring 20's!"
The Roaring 20's by TheSoulOfgenius October 10, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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