Ripe for the Pipe 

When you are at a bar, pub, club etc. and there are women who have ingested large quantities of substances that will make them lose their inhibitions (alcohol, drugs) making them more willing to sleep with you.

Guy 1:"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"

Ripe for the Pipe by Penis McBallsack August 4, 2010