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Rigmeister 

A noun used to describe people who are generally disruptive, unintelligent, and bored with their lives. They frequently insult you or claim to be smarter than they really are. They are arrogant and persistent in everything they choose to do. Simply put, A rigmeister is a more sophisticated term for the word "Asshat". People with this label should be ignored and untrusted, as their brains never really fully developed.
Did you hear about that guy who thought CBD was psychoactive because it relieves anxiety? What a rigmeister!
Rigmeister by FrankieSinnie June 11, 2018
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riffmeister 

A person that has mastered the art of guitar riffing
Guy 1: "Have you heard Jon Schaffer?!"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, that dude is a total riffmeister"
riffmeister by lullow December 10, 2015

rigmaster general

1. Ron Jeremy is the rigmaster general
2. Mandingo is the rigmaster general
3. Charlie Sheen is the rigmaster general
rigmaster general by Kyle the Pleb November 17, 2014
A person who has attained a level of mastery when it comes to fixing things with whatever parts, tools and supplies they have at hand.
Bob fixed that moped with just a piece of clothesline and a paper clip, he's definitely a rigmaster!
Rigmaster by Rigmaster March 31, 2009

Nigmeister 

A black stripper who is addicted to crack and teeth are falling out
That nigmeister over there asked me for money
Nigmeister by Nigmeister May 8, 2019

pigmeister 

A middle aged man who prefers the company of chubby, sometimes morbidly obese younger women. Ex, Bill Clinton.
Wow, President Clinton could have fooled around with any woman he wanted to in the Oval Office, but he went with Monica Lewinsky. I guess that guy really is a pigmeister.
pigmeister by New Yorker 1972 January 19, 2018

riffmeister 

in short, a whore that is a lesbian woman who likes to lick the genitalia region when its moist; a woman that is highly respected because she is sometimes not drunk, and is a bad ass.
Guy 1 - " You dude, check out the riffmeister across the street.."

Guy 2 - " Oh yeah I actually know her. She's a kick ass riffmeister dude"
riffmeister by juuls March 11, 2010