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Right Wing Philosophy 

In its most simple definition is someone who thinks that someone always has to be superior to another. This is part of Religion, Politics, Economics and Culture.

Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with rights, religion, change or government involvment.

They believe that they are superior to some and inferior to others. Those inferior to them need to be treated like slaves, and dont deserve to be treated with dignity. Those superior to them are to be obeyed, no matter what, and deserve to take from you just to be better off.

They can dish out insults, but get all mad if someone disagrees with them. They hang out on Yahoo Answers.
Right wing philosophy

The Fundie and the Navajo.
Navajo medicine man and their tribes doing the medicine dance only to be interrupted by some Fundie missionary.
Fundie: "This whole whoopeing and screyeming is nothing but deyemon worship sending you all to heyel."

Navajo Chief: "You lack much wisdom from the great spirit. Please pray that the great spirit opens your mind."
Fundie: If you wanna hayate Gawd thayats fine, but the biabel sayed the werold would hayet us.

The conservative and the liberal.
Liberal: We need to fix our economy, and not let greedy CEO's go about treating us like slaves.
Conservative: NO! we have big problems, gays are in relationships and it grosses me out.

Liberal: No one is making you go to gay bars, but we have to put up with greedy corporations.

Conservative: Anti-American hippie.

The girl in the woods
Some girls are hiking, and one needs to pee, and she goes on a tree. Some proper SOB comes and makes a deal.

proper SOB: Oh (girl) act like a lady and pee in a toilet.
Girl: The bathrooms are miles away. No one is making you look, you stupid bitch!
proper SOB: You watch the mouth, and dont talk to me like that cause you just urinate wherever.

The Greedy CEO's and the working man
CEO: I have some news, we're moving your jobs to Wyoming. Tell your families to pack up.

Workers: My whole family is here.
CEO: Its cheaper in Wyoming. How am I supposed to go on my 5 vacations all over the world.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026