Rick Stephens

noun: self appointed lieutenant of the Bear Valley sub-station, although never has completed the necessary training to actually qualify as a sergeant, much less a lieutenant. self appointed fire chief of the Bear Valley Fire Department, although has NEVER completed any real training to qualify as the chief. Rick Stephens is a self appointed asshole who has used the tax payers money to create a kingdom of self servitude and selfishness, completed by the hiring of Timothy Bottomley as a Deputy Sheriff. Rick Stephens is a closet homosexual who hunts continually to hide his homosexual promiscuity.

I don't know why you always want to Rick Stephens me like that?

Whose turn is it to take out the Rick Stephens?

Someone flush the Rick Stephens down the toilet!!!

by corralhollowkid March 2, 2011