Return To Spender 

Da way you should mark an envelope containing an astronomical department-store/online-merchant invoice dat someone who had "gone wild with his credit card" has sent to you and blubberingly asked if you would pay off his bill for him. Hey --- we are all responsible for our actions, so unless there was actually a prior agreement, it's not up to someone else to "bail you out" if you are not wise/thrifty with your purchasing!

I always try to be very frugal and carefully calculate how much I am paying for an actual/virtual cart of merchandise, so that hopefully I can avoid having any "Return To Spender" letters' winding up in my mailbox!

Return To Spender by QuacksO September 22, 2020

return to sender 

Originating at Georgia Tech, in the fraternity house of Pi Kappa Phi, a "return to sender" is only successful with a partner. While receiving great head, the male must, without warning, ejaculate into the female's mouth. Lost in the confusion, the woman must swallow the semen and then proceed to vomit on the male's penis. The return to sender is a rare sight to witness and is rarely planned. If you have been on the giving or receiving end of this depraved sexual act, consider yourself lucky.

Bro: Dude, why was that chick running out of your room?
Brosef: Man that bitch gave me a return to sender.
Bro: Grody

return to sender by Students of Georgia Tech December 13, 2007

Return to Sender 

Having doggy style sex with a girl while she is performing oral sex on her mother. The motion and position looks like the man is trying to push the girl back to where she came from.

I had a mother-daughter three way, and got in a return to sender.

Return to Sender by DoGeeseSeeGod August 31, 2010

The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.

I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!

The Oden's Return to Sender by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006

Return to Sender 

A Shotgun/wootang that goes around an entire group of people smoking a blunt/cigarillo. While smoking either a blunt or cigarillo (filled with reefer) someone proceeds to give the person next to them a shotgun/wootang. Then the person who just recieved a shotgun/wootang holds his/her hit and gives the next person a shotgun/wootang. Keep sending the shotgun around until the last person gives the originator (person to give first shotgun/wootang) a monstrous shotgun/wootang. This works best with 3-4 people. It is important to remember to hold the hit you recieve to give the next person a shotgun/wootang with.

Man that 8 person return to sender was crazy.

That guy just died after the perfect return to sender.

Return to Sender by WOLFPACK4LIFE February 17, 2010

return to sender 

When a man reaches 65-75% of "full mast" (full erection) and has his partner tuck his twig and berries under and around his taint into his rectum.

Aaron, return to sender my erect friend.

return to sender by Ricky My Bobby July 11, 2011

Return to Sender 

When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender

Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!

Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?

Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement

Return to Sender by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020