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a universal word for a fat gay kid who thinks he can rap and says he has a big penis when its only 2 inches long. He thinks he can get girls but really he has a gunt and he no lifes call of duty all day and dick rides people on facebook. to sum it up a Rettke is just another term for a faggotron, queer, faggot, homo, fatass, nolife, or a white person who thinks he can rap.
Sterling Rettke fag homo queer bitchnigga no life try hard gay kid white kid from small town who thinks he can rap but is hella fat fatass
Rettke by mad vagina getter November 8, 2010

touch of the 'rettes 

Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.
#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.
touch of the 'rettes by Sir Ty December 9, 2008
Related Words
if u meet anyone that goes by the name rettie be sure to get down on all fours and howl like a doggie. retties rule the world n u need to recognise.
Gregory Helen - 'Shit on my chest i met a rettie last night'
Bumbulus McDoodle - 'Bruv I used to be a rettie but poo, booty n barbs got in the way'
rettie by bumbulus mcdoodle December 7, 2010
cigarette...people who live in the bubble of Danvizzle use it
Dude...can i bum a rette?
rette by airdizzle November 8, 2003
n. Cigarettes. The "Cool" jargon, as opposed to "butts"
Hey Jack, can you spare some rettes?
rettes by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005
Slang term for Tourettes Syndrome. (I would know cuz i have it)
Alex:"Hey Chris was that your rettes?"
Chris:"What?"
Alex:"That movement"
rettes by Chrisdaballer June 4, 2007
Korean slang for banginBrazilian music
This Rettger beat drop is hotter than kimchi
Rettger by jiggydong November 22, 2022