Rettke

a universal word for a fat gay kid who thinks he can rap and says he has a big penis when its only 2 inches long. He thinks he can get girls but really he has a gunt and he no lifes call of duty all day and dick rides people on facebook. to sum it up a Rettke is just another term for a faggotron, queer, faggot, homo, fatass, nolife, or a white person who thinks he can rap.

Sterling Rettke fag homo queer bitchnigga no life try hard gay kid white kid from small town who thinks he can rap but is hella fat fatass

by mad vagina getter November 8, 2010

touch of the 'rettes

Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.

#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.

by Sir Ty December 9, 2008

rettie

if u meet anyone that goes by the name rettie be sure to get down on all fours and howl like a doggie. retties rule the world n u need to recognise.

Gregory Helen - 'Shit on my chest i met a rettie last night'
Bumbulus McDoodle - 'Bruv I used to be a rettie but poo, booty n barbs got in the way'

by bumbulus mcdoodle December 7, 2010

rette

cigarette...people who live in the bubble of Danvizzle use it

Dude...can i bum a rette?

by airdizzle November 8, 2003

rettes

n. Cigarettes. The "Cool" jargon, as opposed to "butts"

Hey Jack, can you spare some rettes?

by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005

rettes

Slang term for Tourettes Syndrome. (I would know cuz i have it)

Alex:"Hey Chris was that your rettes?"
Chris:"What?"
Alex:"That movement"

by Chrisdaballer June 4, 2007

Rettger

Korean slang for bangin’ Brazilian music

This Rettger beat drop is hotter than kimchi

by jiggydong November 22, 2022