Respongld 

When one is too flabbergasted to use the formal word "respond", but still would like to use the word. Usually it is typed too quickly to realize that you fucked up spelling respond.

After she confessed her undying love for me, I told her I didn't know how to respongld.

Respongld by ThatOneGuyNamedNoah May 7, 2018

Slow Responsed 

To deliberately respond slowly to an instant message conversation online in an attempt to frustrate, annoy, or make the co-respondent jealous by appearing to be juggling many conversations at the same time or to project the impression of being too busy to reply in a timely manner. This is typically achieved by putting one's phone down and performing other tasks knowing full well the other party to the conversation is hanging on waiting for an immediate reply, and that aforementioned person is edging towards homicidal thoughts towards the instigator.

"I was having a WhatsApp conversation with Mary last night and she slow responsed me throughout the conversation"
"Oh man - that's unforgivable. Ditch the bitch"

Slow Responsed by badzilla September 17, 2014

Dong Respond 

When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.

Ugh Alex just texted me, I'm gonna have to pull a Dong Respond.

Dong Respond by zeethepisces June 12, 2016

i don't know how to respond to that 

When someone either genuinely does not know how to respond to something or is trying to avoid the topic of conversation. Often used to make situations awkward, and can be used to end conversations.

friend: my girlfriend just cheated on me
me: I'm so sorry to hear that
friend: I wish I could get over this in two seconds, ugh I hate life.
me: I don't know how to respond to that

i don't know how to respond to that by Born_2_Win_145 May 12, 2019

Please respond 

Used by either autistic nerds, or ironically by alphamales. Autistic nerds will commonly say "please respond" as a panic response when texting a girl who doesn't respond within 3 minutes.

Guy: "Hey"
Girl: "hi"
Guy: "I always had a crush on you since middle school, i just never had the courage to tell you. Do you want to hang out? I mean, I don't mind if you say no, but if you want to we can totally hang out. :)"
Guy: "hello?"
Guy: "Please respond"

Or used Ironically

Girl: "Heyyy"
Guy: "You should be an archaeologist"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Because I have a large bone to be examined"
Guy: "Please respond"
Girl: "hahaha okay ;)"

Please respond by Raz~ January 23, 2012

Don't respond to grandma

To respect your elders. When grandma speak you should not answer her. This is the ultimate sign of respect, marking the grandma as the alpha of the family, the ultimate gigachad.

If you want to continue living in this house don't respond to grandma when she is speaking

Don't respond to grandma by sphagett April 27, 2022

Respond 

To answer, to reply, to say something in return.

A poor example:

John: HELLO R U THAR

Martin: Yes, I am here.

John: u just responded, rigt??/?

Martin: Yes. Yes I did.

Respond by Requisite August 19, 2008