Red solution 

When a redneck from the south with a small penis rubs mt.dew, redbull, and gas on his penis, then take 5 pills of Viagra and gets drunk and screws a cat in the back of his cummins truck.

Wow he really should do a red solution because of his small penis and he's from the south.

Red solution by Drew Shipley 69 February 2, 2014

New Year's Resolution Warrior

Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.

I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.

New Year's Resolution Warrior by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012

resolutionary 

resolutionary, adjective, (res-o-lu-tion-ary)

1. involving resolutions

resolutionary, noun, (res-o-lu-tion-nary)

1. a book or journal that list resolves or resolutions, that help purpose driven people evolve their character,

circumstance, and destiny.

2. a place to write down, consult with, and contemplate one’s resolves and the insights gained from direct and indirect

observation and experience.

3. personal journal of one’s resolves used in a proactive way to create, make, and mold one’s character.

4. a tool used by purpose driven, committed persons to evolve their person, reach their potential, and fulfil their self-

defined destiny.

Examples:

A good resolutionary helps to proactively guide one's thoughts, actions, and behaviors, enabling one to create the destiny they deserve.

I consult with my resolutionary daily because I know the consistent repetition of my resolves will gradually create new neuro-networks in my brain and improve every aspect of my life.

The resolves in my resolutionary eventually penetrate my subconscious mind, alter my attitude, disposition, behavior, circumstance and ultimately my destiny.

My friend's resolutionary helped them go from a fatherless poor kid eating out of garbage cans, to become a Vice President of a company.

Haters, faultfinders and naysayers would be well served by writing their own resolutionary, instead of casting shade on those who earnestly try to better themselves through the creation of new year’s resolutions.

resolutionary by Possibility Advocate November 10, 2022

resolution rush 

the rush of people who swarm the gym, and other excersise places, in the weeks after new years. usually subsides quickly

the gym's got the resolution rush, but will be clear by valentine's

resolution rush by speedworxs February 2, 2008

Resolution List

The list that you make at the beginning of the new year right before you go back to school or work of the the things that you want to accomplish that year. "This year will be different!", you think as you put the list in your bedside drawer and go out to runs some errands.

Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....

SOB!!! I haven't done anything on this f*cking resolution list! Screw it, I'm going to the bar...

AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.

Resolution List by raichupal January 5, 2011

New Years Resolution 

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.

Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.

New Years Resolution by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009

drunk resolution 

When drunk you start to have doubts and regrets, you decide you wont drink so much again, or you will start dieting/exercising these resolutions feel like new years until you wake up the next day and either have forgotten about them or give up on them.

Bill: Man I'm totally getting up early tomorrow and hitting the gym!

Next day Bill wakes up at noon and eats leftover pizza and watches TV and realizes hes made yet another drunk resolution

drunk resolution by Danthor March 22, 2009