Red Tail Bandit

when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.

Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!

by underdogg1 August 16, 2006

red tailed awk

a bird of great importance that only flies by during awkward situations, so that the participant in the awkward situation can point it out and thereby alleviate the awkwardness.

Did you just see that red tailed awk?

by jedi-ninja November 24, 2011

red tailed hawk

A derogatory slang description of a sexual maneuver, which can only occur when a girl is on her period. The man, frustrated about how disgusting it is, pulls out of the bloody vagina and flips the girl over yelling, "Caw, bitch!" Finally, he whips his bloody penis across her ass, thus the red tail.

Did you hear, Bryan gave Kris a red tailed hawk at Overnight camp last month?

by Lumiere8 July 23, 2007

red-tail piston bopper

The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)

"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."

by Flighty January 31, 2019