Red Slobster 

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.

Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.

Red Slobster by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009

Red Slobster 

A red-faced drunkard. One who is sloppy. Who's actions can't be controlled nor remembered.

Jeff is the Red Slobster tonight.

Red Slobster by Bigzezee April 21, 2011

redlobsterous

Greek. Derived from preposterous meaning ridiculous or incredulous.

That booty could federa man from three feet away, then it did, it was redlobsterous.
A close-up of Janet Jackson's nipple hit the online so fast, it was redlobsterous.
Coach preceeded to tell the boys to leave the gym, but his voice was so muffled, that it was redlobsterous.
One time someone fell on my leg and created a redlobsterous bruise that protruded my pants with curvature.

redlobsterous by Coubs Beast February 29, 2004