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Red Ryder 

Shooting a girl in the eye with cum.
Dude. I totally pulled. A red Ryder and now my girl has to wear an eye patch.
Red Ryder by shortikat October 3, 2018

red ryder 

n. 1)when a guy shoots himself in the eye while whacking off

2)somthing hot enough which, if whacked off to, can cause a guy to shoot himself in the eye

3)a BB gun
1) Little Jimmy finally got a red ryder on his birthday.

2) That Pink chick is a total red ryder.

3) Bubba likes to pump his red ryder fast and hard until something shoots out of the end.
red ryder by moan-e January 4, 2005

Red Ryder BB Gun 

A gun that shoots BB pellets, and is highly desired by young children in the 1940s. It has a secondary purpose as a device with which to shoot your eye out.
Kid: I want a Red Ryder BB Gun!
Every adult within a 3km radius: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Red Ryder BB Gun by MrDrEdward February 2, 2022

Red Neck Ryder 

Red Neck Ryder by Cara August 16, 2003

Ryan (Mighty Red Tiger) 

Good at football knowledges but always misses 1v1 against the goalkeeper. Even missed against the open net. Can be regarded as a flop striker.
"Hey, Ryan (Mighty Red Tiger) just missed an open net"
"He's a flop and quite noob"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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