ReEvolve 

re•e•volve ree-ee-volv

– verb
1. to gradually alter one’s behavior to promote health and vitality in one’s self as well as one’s community.
2. to participate in and promote older ways of doing things; going back to basics.
3. simple, sustainable living.

As humankind has evolved into an organism that is unhealthy and uncooperative with Earth, I will “ReEvolve” into a healthy, symbiotic, denizen of Earth.

ReEvolve by ReEvolver April 6, 2010

The World Doesn't Revolve Around You 

Fuck you, but without using the word "fuck".

Son: "Mom, I'm really hungry right now, I want some more food."
Mom (Karen): "You need to share with your little sister."
Son: "But she has already eaten three bowls of it already!"
Mom: "She's younger than you, and besides: THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!!!11!!"
Son: "Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO then!"

The World Doesn't Revolve Around You by VectorFluxion December 2, 2020

revolver ocelot 

Revolver Ocelot is an extremely gifted gunslinger. He is quite slick with his Colt Single Action Armies.

Revolver Ocelot smoked a couple of guys with his Colt SAA.

Revolver Ocelot is quite slick.

revolver ocelot by chad April 8, 2005

Revolver Ocelot 

Bad-ass mother fucker from the Metal Gear Solid series. Real name: Adam. Alias: Ivan.

"That's abusing your right to free speech Mr. President. Or is it... Ex-President?"

Revolver Ocelot by Hideo Kojima January 4, 2005

Revolver Mousetrap 

To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams

-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see

-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!

Revolver Mousetrap by CrudeWax January 20, 2022

Revolver Ocelot 

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Revolver Ocelot: Revolver Ocelot

Revolver Ocelot by Kugeln March 2, 2019

Revolver Ocelot 

Totally badass villain in the Metal Gear series who was a triple-crossing agent at the age of 18.
In his youth he was unhealthily obsessed with killing Big Boss in a dramatic showdown. Big Boss is the man who introduced him to CQC and to his trademark revolver.
He later murders, maims, and tortures his way towards his ultimate goal of getting rid of the Patriots forever and bringing Big Boss back to life, including pretending to be possessed by Liquid Snake's arm.

He is the son of the Boss and the Sorrow, and was snatched away from his mother right after his birth. It is unknown whether or not he ever found out who his parents were.

Revolver Ocelot like spinning his guns to impress his enemies.

Revolver Ocelot by Meowser July 1, 2008